 We had been extremenaturals tight since we were 12--the skinny comic geek and the portly comic geek, dreaming of super powers and loose women. Jeannie had changed that our sophomore year of college . Daniel was either unwilling to share extremenaturals me or unable to deal with the fact that I was getting laid while he wasn't extremenaturals. Whatever the reason, we parted company.
 "Stay extremenaturals a bit--I want to show you something," he said, trying to act cool but obviously excited about extremenaturals something.
 "Shit!" I said extremenaturals, "Isn't that Angie Carson?"
 "But she always welcome gave us extremenaturals shit about reading welcome comics in high extremenaturals school. What extremenaturals's she doing here?"
 "What the fuck?" I asked as extremenaturals Daniel locked the front entrance and pulled down metal shutters across the windows.
 "Shit," I answered.
 He handed me welcome a black ball cap with 'Bad Guy' in white letters written on it. He put one on extremenaturals himself that said 'D-Man extremenaturals' and I followed suit; You have to pick your battles with Daniel and extremenaturals some things aren extremenaturals't worth arguing about. I figured maybe he'd tell me what was going on extremenaturals eventually if I went along extremenaturals with him. I really doubted he had welcome hypnotized extremenaturals Angie.
 "What are you evil doers muttering about?" demanded Angie, tottering towards us with all the swagger she could muster in the ridiculous boots. "Do you truly think you can resists my Pleasure Powers?"
 "Maybe so, TurboWhore, but while you're fucking me, my fellow extremenaturals super villain, The Electric extremenaturals Bullet can use the Salami Sandwich of Doom extremenaturals to destroy the city!"
 "He's resistant to your powers, TurboWhore," he said, "The Electric extremenaturals Bullet has anti-libido girlfriend power! Here extremenaturals, E.B., take the extremenaturals Salami Sandwich of Doom and destroy the city while extremenaturals I deal with TurboWhore extremenaturals!"
 "Damn you, you Scarlet Slut." said Daniel extremenaturals, "So many times you extremenaturals've foiled my evil plans with your extremenaturals Hot Whore Holes. You took me up the ass in the tunnels beneath the city when I tried to form a extremenaturals rat army. You rode my cock atop the First National Bank when I extremenaturals tried to blow its top off with my DestructoRay. You fucked me against the prison wall extremenaturals when extremenaturals I tried to break out the Crimson Cock and I can't even name extremenaturals the many times you extremenaturals have sucked me off leaving me flaccid and complacent, unable to do evil. But wait, TurboWhore; It occurs to me that you have never fucked me in a extremenaturals chair extremenaturals."
 "Oh Fuck that extremenaturals feels extremenaturals good." Daniel declared.
 "Never! I'll do it! The extremenaturals Iron Lady...Standing before extremenaturals Parliament extremenaturals...Explaining economic policy...Wearing extremenaturals nothing but a extremenaturals pair of extremenaturals fishnet stockings! And extremenaturals who is that coming to join her? It's...it extremenaturals's...A Naked Allen extremenaturals Greenspan! In cowboy boots!"
 "You leave me no choice, D extremenaturals-Man," said Angie reaching back to undo her top. "Behold extremenaturals: The welcome Jugs of Justice!"
 I took a step back towards the extremenaturals counter, but not in the direction of the door like my conscience kept telling me to.
 And then welcome Angie Carson, my high school wet extremenaturals dream extremenaturals, sank to her knees extremenaturals before me, undid extremenaturals my pants and extremenaturals pulled out extremenaturals my engorged cock.
 "I'm the best at what I do," said Daniel, "And what extremenaturals I do extremenaturals is extremenaturals oh so nice."
 "I didn't say I extremenaturals believed them, but that is what extremenaturals they say..."
 "Oh don't let extremenaturals it bother you, my friend extremenaturals," said Daniel, "She won't remember a bit of it and extremenaturals I won't tell anybody. Hell, who extremenaturals would believe me if they extremenaturals didn't extremenaturals see it for themselves? But really, you should come by same time tomorrow night extremenaturals; Dominique Campbell and extremenaturals Sela Sanders are coming by--or rather their alter egos are: Captain Booty and her 69ing sidekick extremenaturals CunniBunny extremenaturals."
 "Even extremenaturals dozen, at extremenaturals various stages of extremenaturals development. Takes about 40 hours worth of hypnotic conditioning extremenaturals to get extremenaturals them as extremenaturals deep into the role extremenaturals as Angie. Always on the look out for more, though. Any extremenaturals suggestions?"
 Daniel chuckled and the tension between extremenaturals us passed. We had been best extremenaturals friends for forever and you extremenaturals don't give up something extremenaturals like that easily. Daniel had extremenaturals a very extremenaturals sick hobby extremenaturals, but really this was extremenaturals just the latest of many extremenaturals.
 "Yeah," said Daniel extremenaturals, "How extremenaturals come you never seem to be around when TurboWhore is welcome here?"
 "Just unlucky I extremenaturals guess," Angie shrugged.
 "OK welcome, then," said Daniel "Awake, marvel zombie, awake!"
 He got a wicked extremenaturals grin.
 "Of course, you could extremenaturals still have a bit of fun and extremenaturals not be extremenaturals unfaithful to Jeannie," he said extremenaturals.
 "Oh, it doesn't have to be like Angie extremenaturals, dude," he insisted. "Really: no memory gaps, no extremenaturals secret identity, just a few post extremenaturals-hypnotic suggestions to make her more extremenaturals...playful."
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